100 Greatest 1 Hit Wonders is on.

[Sarah Sage]

the Kung Fu Fighting song was #100.

Blind Melon was #99. That makes me want to stab someone. I love Blind Melon. Goddammit.

Stacey Q is #98. It's that one really gay song.

And that's all so far. I think Devo is coming up.

[Sarah Sage]

Whooo. "Whoomp! There It Is" is #97. What a super song.

...hmm. Maybe I should do this for every song. I'd get a lot of posts.

[Sarah Sage]

"I want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow is #96. This song is so great. And that girl was just 13. Damn. And Malcom McLaren put them together. He's worse than that guy who put together the Backstreet Boys and Nsync.

[Sarah Sage]

4 Non Blondes are #94. I skipped #95 because I never heard of that one. They are such lesbos. And now that one is Pink's bitch. Juahahahaha

[Sarah Sage]

Ok now it's a Starsky and Hutch song. Except not, it's one of them. Starsky or Hutch. They have a 1 hit wonder.

[Sarah Sage]

Ahahahaha. Bruce Willis. That's right. And Don Johnson. Those bastards.

I think I'll just do this until I have 200 posts.

[Sarah Sage]

Eddie Murphy is the only SNL cast member to have a 1 hit wonder.

[Sarah Sage]

Electric Avenue is #91. Electronic influenced reggae. Or reggae inflenced electronica. Now this song is in a shampoo commerical.

[Sarah Sage]

Achey Breaky Heart is #89. We had to line dance to this song in gym class in like 2nd grade.

[Sarah Sage]

Barbie Girl is #88. I love this song like nobody's business. Seriously.